生活大爆炸經典臺詞

　　《生活大爆炸》(英文：The Big Bang Theory 簡稱：TBBT)是由馬克·森卓斯基執(zhí)導，查克·羅瑞、比爾·布拉迪編劇，吉姆·帕森斯、約翰尼·蓋爾克奇、卡蕾·措科、西蒙·赫爾伯格、昆瑙·內亞等共同主演的美國情景喜劇。于2007年在哥倫比亞廣播公司(CBS)播出。以下是CN人才網小編推薦的生活大爆炸經典臺詞，快來看看吧。

　　-Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,

　　冬天的時候，這個地方離電暖器最近，很暖和，

　　and yet not so close as to cause perspiration;

　　也不會很熱到直流汗。

　　in the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there.

　　夏天的時候，這里又剛好可以吹過堂風，是來自這扇窗戶和那扇的。

　　It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,

　　而且坐這里看電視的角度，可以直接看，又不會影響談話，

　　nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

　　不會太遠，不至于造成脖子過分扭曲。

　　I could go on, but I think I've made my point.

　　我可以繼續(xù)，我想我已經說明白了。

　　別老記著? 這能忘得掉嗎?

　　Forget? You want me to forget?

　　我這腦子 啥東西忘得掉啊!

　　This mind does not forget.

　　從我媽給我斷奶后 我就沒忘掉過一件事

　　I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.

　　- 那天是周二 下著毛毛雨 - 好了...

　　- It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay...

　　你哭什么

　　Why are you crying?

　　我哭我自己蠢啊

　　Because I'm stupid!

　　那也沒理由哭啊

　　That's no reason to cry.

　　人只有悲傷的時候才該哭

　　One cries because one is sad.

　　比如說 其他人都太蠢我感到悲傷

　　For example, I cry because others are stupid

　　所以我才哭

　　我和許多女生交往過

　　Well,I've dated plenty of women.

　　Joyce Kim還有Leslie Winkle...

　　There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...

　　通知牛津英語詞典的編輯們

　　Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary.

　　"許多"現(xiàn)在被重新定義為"兩個"

　　The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

　　Sheldon 你是個聰明人

　　Sheldon,you are a smart guy.

　　- 你得知道 - 我是"聰明人"?

　　- You must know... - I'm "smart"?

　　要被歸為"聰明人" 我得去掉60點智商才行

　　I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart."

　　- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.

　　- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.

　　- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.

　　- Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz.

　　我是碩士

　　I have a Master's degree.

　　誰不是?

　　Who doesn't?

　　多年來 我們一直潛心 試圖探究他將如何繁衍后代

　　Over the years,we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.

　　我主張的是有絲分裂

　　I'm an advocate of mitosis.

　　什么?

　　I'm sorry?

　　我相信 總有一天 當Sheldon吃到 一定量的泰國菜

　　I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food

　　他就會分裂成兩個Sheldon

　　and split into two Sheldons.

　　另一方面 我在想Sheldon可能 是他這個物種的幼蟲狀態(tài)

　　On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species,

　　有一天他會做繭 不出倆月 就破繭成蝶

　　and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.

　　Howard 電話在響!

　　Howard,the phone is ringing!

　　我有個瘋狂的主意 老媽 接電話如何!

　　Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!

　　你好?

　　Hello?

　　好的 稍等

　　All right,hold on.

　　是你朋友 Leonard!

　　It's your friend,Leonard!

　　他想知道你為什么今天沒去上學!

　　He wants to know why you're not at school today!

　　我不是去上學 老媽 我在大學就職

　　I don't go to school,Ma. I work at a university.

　　那就是學校! 快接電話!

　　That's a school! Now pick up the phone!

　　我誰都不想理

　　I don't want to talk to anybody.

　　要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作業(yè)帶來嗎?

　　Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !

　　我沒什么家庭作業(yè)的

　　I don't have homework.

　　我是個擁有工程學碩士的大爺們

　　I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering!

　　抱歉 了不起先生

　　Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.

　　想吃冰棒嗎?

　　Want me to get you a Popsicle?

　　櫻桃味的 好吧!

　　Cherry,please!

　　櫻桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了

　　I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.

　　你讓我真想自殺呀

　　You make me want to kill myself.

　　她是位女生，她也是位朋友，但她不是我的，請原諒我做這個動作，"女朋友"

　　She's a girl. She's a friend.She is not my-

　　please forgive me for doing this--"Girlfriend."

　　哼 我不喜歡蟲子 怎么啦

　　Yeah,well,I don't like bugs,okay?

　　它們讓我害怕

　　They freak me out.

　　有趣

　　Interesting

　　你既怕蟲子又怕女人

　　You're afraid of insects and women.

　　瓢蟲[英文: 女士+蟲]還不得把你嚇昏了

　　Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

　　不然你怎么考試

　　How else are you gonna study for the tests?

　　最好還要考試嗎

　　There's gonna be a test?

　　可不止一次考試

　　Test-sss.

　　Sheldon 我看到你在為Smithsonian

　　So,Sheldon,I see you're organizing your papers

　　傻冒兒博物館趕論文呢

　　for the Smithsonian Museum of Dumbassery.

　　在撤下Leslie Winkle的永久展覽前 那里沒有多余的展廳

　　There won't be any room until they get rid of the permanent Leslie Winkle exhibit.

　　我和Sheldon談過了 他也不好受

　　Um,I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible and he agrees

　　他也覺得自己無理取鬧 有些過分了

　　that he was unreasonable and out of line.

　　真的?很好呀

　　Really? Well,that's great.

　　就給他道個小歉嘛?

　　Yeah,so just apologize to him,okay?

　　那么 你和她...

　　So,you and her...

　　- 沒啦 普通鄰居而已 - 真的?

　　- No,just neighbors. - Really.

　　隔壁住著這樣的妞兒 怎么都不行動啊

　　I don't know how you live next door to that without doing something about it.

　　其實... 科學才是我的女神

　　Actually... science is my lady.

　　那年 是1995年

　　The year was 1995.

　　地點是 密西西比州首府 杰克遜

　　The place: Jackson,Mississippi.

　　我坐了整整十個小時的汽車

　　Having spent ten hours on a bus,

　　途中甚至兩次違反了我自己定下的規(guī)定

　　During which I had to twice violate my personal rule

　　在行駛的車輛上 上了廁所

　　Against relieving myself on board a moving vehicle...

　　等我終于到達

　　I finally arrived

　　第四屆美國南部星艦迷年度大會現(xiàn)場

　　At the fourth annual Dixie-Trek convention

　　卻發(fā)現(xiàn)我的偶像威爾•惠頓上別處玩去了

　　Only to find that my idol Wil Wheaton decided he had

　　決定不過來幫我的超級英雄玩具簽名了

　　Better things to do than to show up and sign my Action Figure.

　　什么

　　What?

　　你背棄了我 威爾•惠頓

　　You betrayed me,Wil Wheaton.

　　現(xiàn)在 我的復仇來了

　　Now I have my revenge.

　　No,no,I understand.

　　要是我奶奶有個三長兩短

　　Anything happened to my mee-maw,

　　我肯定成了傷心欲絕的小甜派

　　I'd be one inconsolable moon pie.

　　我得澄清一下

　　I should clarify that statement By explaining that she calls me "moon pie."

　　我這么說是因為 她叫我"小甜派"

　　By explaining that she calls me "moon pie."

　　這跟我爸說的完全一樣

　　That's exactly what my father said.

　　"來看球賽吧 去看球賽吧"

　　"Come to the games. Watch the games."

　　周復一周的

　　Week in and week out from the time

　　從五歲直到我上大學

　　I was five until I went off to college.

　　人生當中最漫長的七年

　　Longest seven years of my life.

　　這里亂得簡直毫無編制體系而言

　　I see no organizational system in here whatsoever.

　　你周一穿什么內褲

　　Which panties do you wear on Mondays?

　　我不要內褲

　　I don't need panties.

　　只要短褲和襯衫

　　I just need shorts and a shirt.

　　媽媽經常跟我說

　　My mother always told me

　　一個人要穿干凈內褲

　　one should wear clean underpants

　　以防發(fā)生意外

　　in case one is in an accident.

　　星星好漂漂啊

　　Stars are pretty,aren't they?

　　在那高高的地方

　　Up above the world so high.

　　像天上的小鉆石

　　Like little diamonds in the sky.

　　太優(yōu)美了 兄弟

　　That's beautiful,dude.

　　你應該把這句話寫下來

　　You should... you should write that down

　　免得被人山寨了

　　before someone steals it.

　　How did you see it?

　　你說了不看的

　　You said you wouldn't look.

　　不好意思

　　Sorry.

　　正如我所說 是英雄 就偷窺

　　As I told you,the hero always peeks

　　你好 克瑞普克

　　Hello, Kripke.

　　你此刻遭遇的經典惡作劇

　　This classic prank comes to you

　　來自惡意復仇的謝爾頓•庫珀

　　from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper.

　　如果你想看看自己那張蠢蛋臉

　　If you'd like to see the look on your stupid face,

　　這段視頻即刻就會上傳到YouTube

　　this video is being instantly uploaded to YouTube.

　　并感謝萊納德•霍夫斯塔德和拉杰•庫薩帕里

　　Oh, and a hat tip to Leonard Hofstadter and Raj Koothrappali

　　感謝他們在復仇大業(yè)中對我的支持與鼓勵

　　for their support and encouragement in this enterprise.

　　我計劃逃回印度去 你呢

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